Video Vednesday: Balls!

noun, NORTH AMERICAN, informal, derogatory
  1. a working-class white person from the southern US, especially a politically reactionary one.

Even though Rednecks are almost universally ridiculed, you have to give it to them, they are second only to Russians as far as doing crazy shit goes. Be it hyper modified trucks, Jackass style stupidity, or just pure evil genius, nothing even comes close to their imagination, thanks to the ample of free time they seem to have, and money.

What they also seem to have are balls, giant, gravity-cum-death defying balls. Part of their courage seems to stem from their utter disregard for personal safety, and the rest is what can only be described as sheer mental retardation.

Don’t agree? You will once you are done with this.

Top fuel drag racing is the pinnacle of madness that’s automotive racing. Imagine a bunch of people so completely obsessed with coming first, that they decided to race in one straight line, for less than 2 kilometers, in less than 10 seconds. Talk about premature ejaculation, and the love for it.

Their bikes look like nothing more than home-based hack jobs, with modified tractor tires used at the rear to put down that nearly unimaginable amount of power onto the road, or as in this case, dirt. You can tell just how much these machines can pull by how less these riders seem to worry about protection. They know if they fall, nothing is going to save them.

Top fuel bikes use Nitromethane to produce about twice the power that same engine would belt out with petrol. For some reason, these geniuses have combined the most dangerous components of Motocross and drag racing, and produced this magnificent concoction of fabulous foolishness.

Gotta get my tiny ass to the US of A.

8 thoughts on “Video Vednesday: Balls!”

  1. Just as “only the truly beautiful can appreciate true beauty” same way only the truly crazy (like you) can find out something truly crazy (like this) !! And I mean that as a compliment, Akhil 😉

  2. we have ox racing in india and we r laughing at dere tractor tyre bike races….but den who needs a logic on when to laugh..
    after a series of sensible posts its good to be urself, back again..illogical yet funny:D

  3. a request….dont know where to post..and m counting on u dat u wont giv a fuck about it..
    dere are so many stupid websites writing articles on bikes dey have never touched..single digit iq..writing on topics dey have no knowledge about…just copy paste websites..weekend warriors(like me) but acting and writing as if dey r gods of biking…sole purpose of selling some ads…dese sites piss me off.

    spare some of ur pervert thoughts about dem…maybe in form of a post..

      1. damm you..kitni nafrat hai tere dil mai!! .. 😀 aur mujhe laga mai hi jyada nafrat krta hu..u gave me more reasons to hate such sites now..
        now d best part dilibam..became instant fan of his a random post by him..all he speak is sensible stuff, figures and numbers to proove dat he indeed has lot of knowledge of shit he is you r my second best writer..:D

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