Category Archives: Rants

The curious case of India Bike Week

First off, a little background about me. I don’t like cruisers, Royal Enfields, Harleys, the lot. I don’t like biking festivals, India Bike Week, Bike Festival of India, Intra-Uterine Device whatever. And I run this blog like John Oliver runs Last Week Tonight, without giving a single fuck, and getting a lot of them. Today’s question… Read More »

6 reasons why you should NOT just be a Biker

I hate cars, but a bit less than I hate trains, which is a bit less than I hate buses, but nothing compared to how much I hate planes. When I was a kid, I used to remember the name and specs of every car I could lay my eyes on. The walls of my… Read More »

If the Indian motorcycling scene was a woman’s body

Yesterday’s article got me thinking about how bad things are for us, even today. To some people, it might sound like I’m a whining little bitch who doesn’t appreciate how much things have actually improved, but then I’d say their benchmarks are different. Sure if you are comparing today with that time we only had the Bullets… Read More »

Auto Expo 2016: The art of Bullshit

Bullshit comes in many forms. There’s bullshit meant to deceive oneself into believing things aren’t as fucked up as they really are, like having 2391 friends on Facebook to hide what a train-wreck you are inside. There’s bullshit meant to deceive others into believing things are more fucked up than they really are, like saying… Read More »