300th post: The experiment continues

By | April 15, 2016

I’m bored.

It’s not that writing isn’t fun, it’s just that I feel like I’m starring in a one-man porno. Some people might have a fetish for that, and I might be able to do some incredibly disgusting things, but at the end of the day it’s just so monotonous. Wake up, eat your cereal, deepthroat that 21 inch dildo, pick your wife from office, go back to sleep.

This feeling of loneliness is further exaggerated by my binge watching of Top Gear. To seeย those 3 old farts do a car show that has nothing to do with cars and everything to do with childish fuckery makes me want to do something similar, like millions of others out there.

What I’m trying to say is that I’m looking for a partner. RiderZone needs someone who can do videos, and jazz the routine a bit. You can be anywhere in the world, I don’t need you to be near me. If you are one of those overly ambitious dicks, stay away. I’m not looking to make millions and fuck up my life in the process of achieving some non-existent goal.

I will not pay you anything, mostly because I can’t. Whatever money is made through the site and Youtube, we’ll share it amongst ourselves. So yeah, don’t leave your job, at least for sometime.

What you get with RiderZone is a place where you can say literally anything that comes to your mind. I have never really got anything from any manufacturer, nor do I expect that to change, but the flipside is that I don’t have to kiss any asses or lick any balls.

If there’s anyone out there willing to destroy their life for no discernible reason, feel free to email me at a@riderzone.in.

  • sachin thirumala

    Hey Akhil…nice writeup man….i am a newbie at editing and managed to do this + a few more videos….do checkout and let me know…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVEOZSK2BZA

  • Akhil Kalsh

    Cheers!

  • Kameshwar Choppella

    Good luck man. I’ll ask around and see if anyone more skilled in editing can help though. Keep up the good work. Follow your dreams and make them a reality!

  • Overtoasted

    Excited to see where this will lead. It has been one hell of a crazy porno this far! It could have been interesting with a selective RiderZone fan club channel, with exclusive duke footage from allover the world ๐Ÿ˜› Just to see folks pushing their machine’s and their own limits in different environments

    • Akhil Kalsh

      Not a bad idea ๐Ÿ™‚ But I don’t think the RiderZone fan club exists ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Kameshwar Choppella

    Hey Akhil.. I just started with making videos..whilst I’m not exactly Scorsese, I’m interested in what you’re looking to do.

    Do check my collection, which is growing a ride at a time..
    Here’s the latest one where one of the most skilled riders I know is having tahmini for breakfast…

    https://youtu.be/IPHwNO-Co8M

    • Akhil Kalsh

      Not bad mate, but I’m looking for someone with a little higher level as far editing goes ๐Ÿ™‚